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splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

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when my wifi stops working so do i

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shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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imnothavinit:

To all the people who wanna say “They’re just doing their job, I’m sure they feel bad”, here you go and shut the fuck up

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dynastylnoire:

dinerporn:

Phoenicia Diner in Phoenicia, NY

O_________________O

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http://x-q-site.tumblr.com/
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kids-of-the-seas:

the romance of the centuryyy

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wtfmacke:

punchers:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever

"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"

"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"

"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."

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lilypad1365:

johnvi:

sckrewedup:

We are here to serve & protect

FUCK THE POLICE

AT this point why do we even bother

Fuck this man

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